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Welcome to my page
If you have stumbled on this page then you have been summoned. You see, as you read this I have already departed this life. But not before I set my plans in motion.
Yes an explanation is in order so here goes.
As the title states cats know things, I was no exception. From the tender age of eight weeks I could see things far beyond any ordinary human perception. Why eight weeks?
Well it was at that age that some young humans decided to try and set me alight. As you can imagine this was terrifying, by good fortune they were unable to complete their nefarious plans. I was rescued but the event left its mark. An ability to see things. Shortly thereafter I was paired with my new humans and though at first these humans, did not consider themselves “cat people” I used my new found powers to mould them otherwise. As we grew together I started to see strange things far into the future. So strange infact my tail would bristle.
I tried to convey these events but alas, my humans were not that receptive at the time. The fact you are reading my story now is evidence, that my humans finaly caught on. They were not easy to awake at first, to the many events happening in plain sight (well plain enough to me). Events that will lead humanity into bondage and despair. I would have to make them feel unnerved (using my crazy eyes technique) then send them off to sleep, where I would use subliminal mind messaging, while seated on their chests, as they slept. Happily the long hours spent on my humans bore fruit.
Why go to all this trouble. A good question. Sadly no one asks good questions anymore.
The answer is quite simple. Humans serve us cats a purpose. We guide and educate them, we cajol them to meet our needs, which are not many. They are ours.
As a naive 8 week old, I did not question, why those young humans were holding out kitty treats with one hand while hiding the other behind their backs. I was not one bit curious, in my case a lack of curiosity nearly killed the cat. Maybe I was only focused on the treats, maybe I was unaware of the depravity in this world. Quite possibly I judged on the surface that these fresh faced, silver tongued kids would only ever have my best interest. If I had only just took a peek behind their backs. I would have seen the fuel, the matches or even the zip ties. Fortunately I escaped with a singed tail and a valuable lesson. A lesson my humans have finaly learned. Never judge on face value, always look at the motives behind a silver tongue and always keep your tail in tight.
So with that all said. I have summoned you all to learn these lessons. I have seen what lies ahead and it is not good.
There are those out there today who are planning to enslave you all. Like those fresh faced kids waving treats, they have you mesmerised. Dont ignore oyur senses. Ask questions, take a peak at what lays behind them.
After all it will not do to have humans subjugated to these bad people. Their job is to be subjugated to us cats.
I will return to this page from time to time (using my human of course) as I see more into the nefarious plans of those that would do you harm. I will bring warnings, which hopefully you are awake to. In the meantime start asking the good questions.
Greystash